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He's Eating Them

Mostly Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Avengers, Night Vale, Harry Potter, Hannibal, all the actors that have ruined my life, and all the characters and stories that make me cry at 3am.
(insert something witty here)
Jul 23 '14

9prodlums:

Polygons measuring spoon
Jul 23 '14
Jul 22 '14

licensetocannibalize:

"420 blaze it", hannibal chuckles to himself, as he preheats his oven and prepares to bake a stoner into brownies.

Jul 22 '14

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

sherlock giving a eulogy 

Jul 22 '14

efficientenough:

poopflow:

*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*

you’ve got time

Jul 22 '14
Jul 22 '14

weallhavegunsforhands:

eddplant:

The difference between John Green and Steven Moffat is that when John rips your heart out he does it with such finesse, and then immediately arms you with the tools you’ll need to recover whereas Steven just sort of starts aimlessly stabbing at your chest, leaving you not only heartbroken but also really disappointed in the execution of your own destruction

This is so ridiculously accurate.

Jul 22 '14
leela-summers:

THE VOICE ACTORS OF CECIL AND CARLOS RECREATED CECILOS’S MOST ROMANTIC MOMENT I CAN’T

leela-summers:

THE VOICE ACTORS OF CECIL AND CARLOS RECREATED CECILOS’S MOST ROMANTIC MOMENT I CAN’T

Jul 22 '14

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

Jul 22 '14

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo)