I am feeling so groot right now

I am feeling so groot right now

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

(via juststartfromthetop)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

(via mishacollinsiscool)

askclint:

shezzlock:

friendly reminder that the reason peter quill never opened the gift from his mother and carried it with him all those years was because when she gave it to him she told him not to open it until after she was gone and he could not bring himself to open it because that would mean admitting that she was really dead

you shut your mouth

(via lightsandssounds)

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

(via castielsbroken-wings)

communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

(via gryffindors-sunshine)

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

thors-oh-so-jovial:

There is a blind man here tuning my piano and he keeps making blind jokes

quote “you know when people ring me up to ask if I can fix their piano I like to tell them i’m so good I can do it without looking”

Sometimes people ask why i became a piano tuner and i tell them its because they wouldnt let me become a pilot

(via fallen-daleks)

hotwhiteguy:


my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

(via fallen-daleks)

just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

(via ymcehmiclaroanmce)

deangirl:

[x]
thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code
thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code
thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code
thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(via thesilencewearswestwood)