Your web-browser is very outdated, and as such, this website may not display properly. Please consider upgrading to a modern, faster and more secure browser. Click here to do so.
"420 blaze it", hannibal chuckles to himself, as he preheats his oven and prepares to bake a stoner into brownies.
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
sherlock giving a eulogy
*oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts*
you’ve got time
The difference between John Green and Steven Moffat is that when John rips your heart out he does it with such finesse, and then immediately arms you with the tools you’ll need to recover whereas Steven just sort of starts aimlessly stabbing at your chest, leaving you not only heartbroken but also really disappointed in the execution of your own destruction
This is so ridiculously accurate.
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
Page 1 of 2132